William Schmidt would like to take this time to welcome you, pitiful wanderer, to The Schmidtville Store. Where you are able and encouraged to purchase affordable, artistic prints which you may cherish for years, but your spouse or life-partner will inevitably make you hang over the spare toilet, in the laundryroom, or in a dusty closet where other shameful objects are stored.
You may see more of William's work at: www.schmidtville.com
Please email any comments or requests to: superhappyfuntime [!at] hotmail.com